I love salsa. I mean I REALLY love salsa. Not the chunky stuff though — I love the vinegary-smooth burning kind. If my nose isn’t running and my mouth isn’t on fire when I’m done eating, then it didn’t count.
I recently had to go on a business trip and was away from home for about a month. I could NOT find my brand of hot sauce anywhere. I ended up buying and trying over 10 different hot sauces while I was gone and none of them gave me the flavor and burn that I crave from my favorite.
Once I got home, I made a bee line for my grocery store to load up on the spicy red liquid, when much to my horror, I found that MY grocery store, as well as all surrounding stores, have quit selling it!
Panic started to set in.
I wrote to the company that makes the hot sauce and asked them WHY they would deprive me of this thing that brings me so much happiness. They responded and suggested that I first acquire some sort of life, and then they gave me a list of area grocery stores that might carry it. I should note that all of the stores they listed are very far way, but I drove to them all. Of all of the places I visited, I found a single bottle and I bought the crap out of it!
Needless to say I was bummed, but then my main squeeze did the most amazing thing and surprised me with the bestest treat ever! He ordered an entire case of my beautiful beautiful salsa online. I LOVE YOU ML!
It’s like Christmas.
Get in my belly!
I’m a happy Queen.
How about you? What is your favorite salsa?